and now that we’re friends, I should probably tell you:

I am one of those slightly unhinged people who enjoys running marathons.

People who refuse to dance in public feel deeply untrustworthy to me.

My dad is a beekeeper so I have a jar of honey close by at all times. Like Pooh Bear. But with pants.

I firmly believe that you should always go to the grocery store hungry.

Thanks to my 900+ day Duolingo streak, I can say important things like “Je ne suis pas un chat.”

I am from Rhode Island and yes, I probably know the other person you know from Rhode Island.

I really, really, reeeally love words.